But one dad is left at the start line on the ground in a pool of blood. No one checks him because they just assume he's fully committed to the joke so he dies.
Dad jokes are dangerous and may lead to death. I'd that what you want? Dead dads? Talk to your doctor before trying dad jokes. They aren't for everyone.
Not enough grass mowing or burger flipping
@BigJohnson86, they can't do that while they're running, I should know my dad ran away years ago and he hasn't been back once to flip burgers or mow grass
@Lellow0079, it’s cuz your awful. He found a better yard to mow and flip burgers in
@BigJohnson86, those are the next events
@BigJohnson86, That's in the daddecathlon. With the events: Grilling, lawn care, the loud sneeze, and jokes.
@BigJohnson86, or pairs of new balances being worn
*Jamal starts to heave cry
@Dyslexic eman resu, not a look you want to have at the store.
Caitlyn Jenner taking the lead, must be easy without those balls weighing her down
And then a pressure cooker bomb goes off.