Careful with an escort, you wanna Dodge any STD’s if she has any
@YouThisReadWrong, Very true. Always be careful who you Ram.
@Whole Inn Juan, All these puns seem like they come from Chevy Chase movies.
@August Wthr, Jesus Chrysler you people are idiots. This app is supposed to be my Escape. Screw it. Ima go watch some Hyndai.
@Swift Justice, the question now is? Do you cum in her, or Honda her?
I knew this was a joke because it involved a guy refusing sex
She'll be Saabing at the end anyways
I'd rather Ram it than Stroke it
I kinda liked it better without the Ford pun
@Berntley, I thought they could afFORD another pun