I have one or two numbers that I answer, everyone else can text me like a normal person
So are we waiting the standard two weeks before anyone can talk about the Superbowl?
@Bag Man, Nah screw that, that game was too epic not to talk about
@Bag Man, I’m from Philly and it literally looks like the Purge out there
@Bag Man, the super bowl is the kind of thing that if you don't watch it live, why watch it at all?
@Bag Man, so we can't talk about how the Yankees won the super plate?
@18bluecat, am I not allowed to tell people Mean Joe Green won?
@Bag Man, I don't follow sports much, but I don't think people worry about spoilers for them. And usually after 2 weeks it seems like people stop talking about it
@PowerPickle, and now I have to explain my man crush on Nick Foles.
"Sorry I didn't call back earlier. I waited to do that and then realized I might've waited too long and it would be weird to call back, but I really thought I should so I sat there for two hours thinking about how I had waited too long and every second I wait makes it even worse, but I've dug myself too far into this hole.
Anyways, I'm not interested in a treadmill. Thank you. Bye."
In my country we have another version of amazon that I am forced to use since amazon shipping rates are crazy. Anyway, everytime they deliver they do not ring the doorbell noooo they have to call me to tell me they are outside. Whyyy though!!!
Honesty is not always the best policy
98% thats usually why
*clicks silent button* oh no...