Bojack Horseman had a rough time after his sitcom ended
Sarah Jessica Parker has a drinking problem
I'm at work dammit. Don't make me feel these feels, I have a reputation to uphold
I'm a horse named peaches now?...
Working in retail, I've had to adapt this saying.
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't convince him it's wet."
You can lead a ho to water. But she isn't that kind of thirsty