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@SurgeonSean, I always told myself "if someone gives me an ultimatum, pick the one that didn't make me choose."
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@SurgeonSean, I love the one thats "it's either me the dog or the bike" and it shows the dude riding away on his bike with the dog on the back
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@SurgeonSean, this is called overconfidence. People routinely underestimate my willingness to never see them again.
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@18bluecat, I have the same rule, but of course the major exception is someone seeing you struggling with an unhealthy addiction and refusing to watch you succumb to it.
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@I Are Lebo, the heroin isn't making me choose though
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@18bluecat, as a wise man once said, “put away the crack before the crack puts you away. You need to be there when your baby’s old enough to relate.”
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@18bluecat, same
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He could just have both in the body of one
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@Lightbox, I see what you did there...
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if someone gives toy an ultimatum to something you really enjoy. pick what you enjoy the most. 90% of the time that person is not important... even if its your wife/husband.
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I did once end a year-long relationship after he complained that I loved my cat more than him. He said, “I’m just not letting you have a cat after we get married.” lol b*tch you think. Easiest break up ever.
I hate when people give these big ultimatums. Like, “it’s me or your memes”. I mean come on, that’s a no-brainer, you set yourself up to fail on that one.