I hate when people give these big ultimatums. Like, “it’s me or your memes”. I mean come on, that’s a no-brainer, you set yourself up to fail on that one.
@SurgeonSean, I always told myself "if someone gives me an ultimatum, pick the one that didn't make me choose."
@SurgeonSean, I love the one thats "it's either me the dog or the bike" and it shows the dude riding away on his bike with the dog on the back
@SurgeonSean, this is called overconfidence. People routinely underestimate my willingness to never see them again.
@18bluecat, I have the same rule, but of course the major exception is someone seeing you struggling with an unhealthy addiction and refusing to watch you succumb to it.
@I Are Lebo, the heroin isn't making me choose though
@18bluecat, as a wise man once said, “put away the crack before the crack puts you away. You need to be there when your baby’s old enough to relate.”
He could just have both in the body of one
@Lightbox, I see what you did there...
if someone gives toy an ultimatum to something you really enjoy. pick what you enjoy the most. 90% of the time that person is not important... even if its your wife/husband.
I did once end a year-long relationship after he complained that I loved my cat more than him. He said, “I’m just not letting you have a cat after we get married.” lol b*tch you think. Easiest break up ever.