What if in not a parent but still need to do laundry do I still get tazed
@Beede, you just have to push the button first, then it will identify you as a parent.
@Beede, you press the button within 5 seconds, it steals your DNA, gestates a baby, and BOOM. Now you're a parent
Knowing kids these days they would eat the tazer too
I laughed my ass off at the 30k volt taser
@Lellow0079, if the tide pod didn’t kill your kid the teaser might
It’s simple yet effective, 5 stars
Lose hand to prevent pods eating. Sounds fair
A $200 add on
Don't worry as my teachers say "it's the amps that'll get ya"
I’m willing to pay extra if I could trick my friends into being tasered.