Someone got caught skating
WAKE UP, YOU F*CKING BOOT!
@Bow To Your Senpai, don't lie. When you were a boot you did it too. I'm on my second enlistment and I still skate when I can. "Go to the armory and clean rifles" stays back to take care of work (plays on my phone)
@A Lost Artichoke,
True, very true
My fat ass thought he was using a subway sandwich as a pillow
@toatsmagoats100, the subway sandwiches in the bathroom taste oddly paper like
You mean when you start to die thru your ass cause of the mud butt and you are losing strength with every passing second