My parents convinced me that toblerones had alcohol in them and weren't for children so that they could have them to themselves
@Redtiger, *years later at high school party* "Dude did you get the alcohol?" "I couldn't get any liquid but I took all my parents toblerones!"
@Redtiger, that’s the evilest thing I can imagine. Eats toblerone
@18bluecat, I'd still be alright with that tbh
How my dog looks at me when I eat anything with chocolate on it
I miss Wonder Showzen
cookie monster's little bro? chocolate monster
@Juggy, Clarence from Wonder Showzen. He's more like an extremely annoying blue Elmo that fvcks with people on the street by egging them on in random interviews.
"Whatcha got there?"
Get that camera out of my face
@BananaForScale, "but you're walking towards the camera." "Sir SIR SIR please stop looking at my camera!"
"You gonna eat that?"
Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience. Patience.