Why are some people so violent with toothpaste tubes?! It's not that hard to gently squeeze and get everything out
@Salem, Ain't nobody got time for that!
@Salem, seriously, its such a waste to crush the shït out of it
@Neil Dylandy, it takes more time to crush, and you waste more than a quick little squeeze
@Salem, and to put the lid back on so the toothpaste doesnt turn into a hardened disgusting mess!
@Salem, Tell that to the girlfriend I dont have
Wait, so you don't want a wife who can leave your tube ravaged and drained of all the white contents?
@fettman1138, I prefer a woman who can empty me of my “white contents” without crushing TheGayGatsby Jr. into a paper ball
@fettman1138, well, when you put it like that...
I thought I was the only one. I know your pain brother.
She grabs that thing like she grabs a...
@JacketOff, I be worried about that, she might be trying to pull another man out of you
Is she a barbarian?
She some sort of monster
Morning people vs. Not morning people
She probably sucked it out