If I ever die by drowning, I hope this is what I see right before I do.
@ThePoison, I hope you see an old, saggy, wrinkly cock instead
@Abusive Breasts, You must write erotica because that was beautifully graphic.
@ThePoison, I'd still prefer to see an army of swimming corgis coming towards me but we have our own opinions I guess
@ThePoison, I'd only change one thing: death would be on a "Ridiculous Inflatable Swan Thing." And there would be a flock of them following behind him.
@ThePoison, consider it done. However, this'll count as your final request
And then get fired for swimming on the job
@Midnite St0rm, you can't get fired if you're your own boss 👉💀
Sometimes you gotta take some time off for yourself, can’t live to work you know
Death has a sense of humor afterall.