My legs will go numb before I move my cat off of them.
@RamenNinja, rule #1 of cats: if they choose to lay on your lap you stay put until it moves, otherwise you are not allowed to stand up.
@RamenNinja, that's why I start to pet my cat when I need to get up. He eventually gets annoyed enough that he'll move
To be fair she probably already hates you and everyone else.
Should've got a loyal pet... like a dog.
cats are evil creatures
No, it's because you touch yourself at night.
The struggle I have getting in and out of bed with my cat
@megamanx181x, I recently bought a house. My fiance goes to college an hour away so she only here on weekends. So through the week her (now my) cat, Sunshine sleeps snuggled up to me. Never had better nights of sleep, but I feel like a monster when I need her to move in the morning.
@Cenyoawakened, the guilt of disturbing that cute little ball of fluff
@megamanx181x, I've always been a dog person, and still am. But the ball of love that is Sunshine is bit by bit converting me.
God I hate cats...
And here we see the dominant lifeform on earth and it's caretaker ape.