The only right way to eat a banana is to ensure you make and maintain eye contact with anyone while you eat it.
@Honeybrew, and take the largest bites you possibly can
@Berntley, large bites, small nibbles or gagging on it, it doesn't matter just maintain the eye contact.
The correct way is you don’t.
@Eren Jaegermeister , the correct way is to deep throat it and eat it in one bite, to establish dominance
All a lie, the onlu REAL WAY to eat a bannana infront of other giys is to cut it.
I always make uncomfortable eye contact and deep throat the whole thing
I don’t like the slimy surface you get from biting the banana so I break off like an inch and a half at a time, and then those sections I break into thirds by biting the side of the section where the inside curve of the banana is and pulling it off, then you’re left with the other two sides which you can easily split into two
Partial banana for scale