Cop: *fears for life, shoots the dog*
@The 911 Masturbator, but it wasn't a black lab.
@The 911 Masturbator, this is off topic but did your username come from that greentext about the guy who thought his gf just got home but it was really a burglar and he held the guy at gun point until the cops arrived with his d!ck in his hand?
@Deep Fried Pickles, i thought of this username because I masturbate to raw footage of the 9/11 towers getting blown tf up.
Something about how they imploded like controlled demo and the official story being bullshjt makes my penis rock hard.
The closest thing I could find when I googled "911 masturbator" was a stand up video of Louie CK and making a similar joke and masturbating on 9/11.
@The 911 Masturbator, *nuts in between the first and second towers falling* All of those 9/11 jumpers get me nice and wet too my dude
Actually dogs can see in colour it's much more fucķed up but still
@muckian21, If I remember correctly, dogs see blue, green, and yellow so he still couldn’t see the red light. Still 12/10 goodest driver of them all
@muckian21, I think it's something like red/orange and green that they can't see, that's why toys are colours like blue and pink etc and it's why sometimes a dog can run right past a tennis ball in grass if they don't see where it landed
“Sir I think we can come to an arrangement if your wife steps out of the car. “
*pets her a million times*
“Move along sir”
Empty Milk Bones boxes all over the floor of the car...
Contest the ticket in court!
Cop: But the red light is on the top
Dogs can actually see color, in much more duller tones, but they can see color
"Look at me I'm a pig, I can see colors hrr drr"
I'm going to have to ask you to step out the vehicle
"It's because I'm not a German Shepherd isn't it!?"