as a son of a programmer, I can confirm
@Smokey the Sausage, but then how were you born? Are you a wizard?
@Smokey the Sausage, wait...
@RollingInD1ck, he was programmed, duh
@RollingInD1ck, his dad was a wizard. A space wizard
@Smokey the Sausage, daughter of a programmer, can confirm as well.
@A pet named Steve, I’m also the child of a programmer and as I look upon the other children of programmers, it seems that programmers are having no issues spreading their code...
@Georgis Khan, though it appears that I have a lot of bugs in my code. Thanks dad
@A pet named Steve, Sounds like your code needs to be...cumpiled.
@Georgis Khan, 😐
@A pet named Steve, that's not a but its a feature -]
@Honaw Fierceclaw, it seems that my dad is Bethesda
@Alpha Warrior, it was obviously through mitosis
@Foreskin Ripper, and as a programmer... wait. Son? Is that you?
I'm three outta 4 of these, luckily I've spoken to a female once
Lookin' forward to the gud life!
Heh, I'm an engineer so...
@carguy440, yeah, well I'm a virgin
Well now, can’t you just program your own girlfriend?
@Exotic Butters, at least then you can wipe their memory and keep them from becoming a pain in your ass.
@Exotic Butters, *programs girl to never talk to him*
All the game programmers I know are pretty cool, have good social lives, some even pretty fvckin hot.
Either way. It’s the *designers* you gotta worry about. Seriously we had to put a sign on the door to remind designers to shower or at least wear deodorant before entering our room!
I'm a programmer. I'm married and I have sex every day, most days more than once.