I don't use one to measure my penis..
Cos the tape measure isn't long enough
@Tis but a scratch, I can't use a tape measure, I need to use a micrometer.
@Tis but a scratch, How small is your measuring tape? Mine definitely goes up to 3 inches.
@Tis but a scratch, noiceeee
@Tis but a scratch, why don't you just try to pull a little more than 4 centimeters?
@Sargent sweatpants, mines only a 1 inch tape
@NamelessBug, I did.. still not long enough
@Tis but a scratch, more than 5 then?
@aminalFacks, 0-1” mic? That’s too much to confirm it to tenth
@megamanx181x, on a good day, I can stretch that baby to .539
@aminalFacks, hahaha that’s a random number, true machine shop value right there
@megamanx181x, woodwork for me. Gotta measure router bits so the CNC knows what it's working with. God bless digital calipers
@aminalFacks, hate arguing with old timers who don’t trust digital, give your mind a break from reading the scales man
@megamanx181x, hell yeah. And if you don't trust it, test it first to make sure it's calibrated. There's plenty of way to do it.
@Tis but a scratch, ... trying to figure out why a tape measure and trigonometry were not enough?
That’s how you test how good a tape measure is
@Richard Cypher, I just recently upgraded from a cheapo tape to a high quality tape. Holy crap what a difference.
@Breast Day Ever, I bet you can get a least 10 feet out before it snaps
@Richard Cypher, yup. That's what it advertised.
Isn't measuring your penis still measuring? Why does it get it's own section?
As someone who uses a tape measure every day, that is an accurate graph to show how often I measure my penis
More like breakdown of a man’s penis usage.
That's what you say when you are using the tape measure for the white section of the graph
That yellow part dosent seem big enough
@jorri02, the white part doesn’t seem big enough