This also works well if you are running late to the airport
Or a marathon
@Bow To Your Senpai, wow, you went there, huh?
And boy, are my legs blown off
Dont like the bullies at school? Put cyanide in their chocolate milk cartons
@Click To Login, *The FBI wants to know your location*
@Click To Login, is that why it's called cyanide and happiness?
This kind of thing happened when I was in high school once but the guy was stupid enough to leave his cell phone in the bathroom so they caught him
Everyone at school laughs st you? Take a dump in the sloppy joe mix for lunch!
Someone at my school actually did make a bomb threat because she didn’t study for a history test.
When I was in college, some idiot girl did exactly this. She put graffiti all over town. School was optional the next day. FBI found her. Turns out that a college campus had troves of her handwriting on file (assignments) to compare to the graffiti.
Actually, don't do this. The high school I work at had one last week, and it was not fun. Now I have to have students sign a time sheet and leave *everything* if they want to use the restroom. It's mote of a hassle than it seems.
Or become a bomb threat
@Any The Useless, or threaten a bomb
@The Meme Professor , or bomb a threating call