There was one time in high school that i started to date this girl whom Id had a crush on since elementary school. I asked her out, literally about to vomit I was so nervous, but if I didnt do it, Id never know what I would miss out on. Miraculously she said yes, and yesterday, after dating for 10 years I asked her to marry me. Guys, I can not tell you how happy I am that I get to marry my best friend, and the person i truly want to spend the rest of my life with. Something strange happened today, however. She was acting a little sad and down and I asked her what was wrong. She said that there was a really nice brush that shed seen at the store, but she couldnt afford it. I asked her how much it was, and I told her I would buy it for her. She said it was about tree fiddy, and it was at that moment I realised that the love of my life was actually a 30 foot tall aquatic reptile from the protozoic era.
@unknownjanitor, Dammit! *throws phone*
@unknownjanitor, motherfvcker every time. I started to get confused when she couldn't afford a brush.
@unknownjanitor, I should learn not to get my hopes up all the time but I'm a sucker for a good love story
@Good Guy Satan, I was literally writing this, and started to get sad because Im so lonely.
@unknownjanitor, fvck you had me going! I was happy for you. WAS.
@unknownjanitor, How can you be Lonely when you have a Loch Ness Monsta for a wife?
@unknownjanitor, damn it. This is like THE GAME. But with the Loch Ness Monster.
@unknownjanitor, im mad but at the same time I gotta give you props for that set up. Have an upvote damn it!
@unknownjanitor, really Scruffy?
@unknownjanitor, Fvck you for making me read that .... have an upvote I guess
@LaDarkProphet, DAMMIT HOW DARE YOU
Edit: I've been desperately out-memed by Unknown Janitor so I deleted the original comment out of both respect and shame.
Also when that same girl gets pregnant
Had a regular substitute teacher that said she got really high when she was young and shaved her eyebrows off. And they never grew back. That’s why she had to draw them on all the time. She always drew them as orange and it looked weird