Basically, my gf
She is NOT a morning person
@Bow To Your Senpai, Am I your girlfriend, cause this is basically me.
Also I'm a dude but let's not make it weird
@Bow To Your Senpai, Is she a teacher?
I only got one question, do you like spooning?
@Bow To Your Senpai, only after forking
Turn off your alarm and give up on today. Works every time
As if my alarms aren't already set to only give me three minutes to get leave the house
I've used my alarm since I was a freshman in high school, now 26 you'd think I'd know better. But I am about to set my 6 different alarms because I aparently hate my life.
Fvck your life: 381
You deserve it: 48375527484909484