I read this wrong and now my previous comment is not as funny, so I'll edit to say; Hey guys! I hope y'all are having a good week and if it's bad, I hope it gets better. <3
Me: I’m having sex
Whole Body: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@Bow To Your Senpai, *cries in the corner*
@Bow To Your Senpai, you mean your doing it with your hand again?
So I had this dream the other night where I was killed in some ritualistic way after the appocalypse happened. The guy who killed me initially was super "Im gunna torture you, and make you feel pain before you die", but I talked to him for a bit, and he ended up being a really nice guy. He still killed me because thats what he felt he had to do, and I respected him for it. When I died though, it was the most peaceful thing that had ever happened to me. It felt like I could understand every human emotion all at once, and be accepting of anyone and everything. Its hard to deacribe how it felt, but it was definatly one of the craziest moments of my life so far. Its made me honestly excited to die. Im not suicidal at all or anything, but when its my time to go, Ill be very happy to, in hopes Ill be able to feel that feeling again.
@unknownjanitor, "We commonly congratulate ourselves upon waking from a bad dream. It may be so the moment after death as well."
@unknownjanitor, dude. What did you smoke before you went to bed and where can I get some?
My dialogue with my body consists primarily of my body screaming “FÜCK YOU!!!” Every time I do anything more strenuous than standing up.
Considering I had Krav Maga training today and I’ll have it again tomorrow, my body isn’t particularly happy with me at the moment.
@I Are Lebo, endure my friend! You can do it!
Human, you are an apex predator. Why are you wasting energy? Conserve it for the hunt.
So how do you explain runner's high, huh? Just convinced the brain it's happy? Or you came to an agreement that this is good for both of you? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Trying not to do die early
Walked up a slight incline