I've totally texted my boss saying "I love you babe, I can't wait to see you tonight after work"
Luckily he was a super cool dude.
I got a "💓" back, and after I sent an I'm so sorry wrong person text, I got a "💔"
@Swolekage, My boss had something even funnier/weirder happen. Once she accidentally got a titty pic from a co-worker of mine. She didn't respond at first, but somehow took a pic of her butt by mistake, and the pic made her buttcrack look like cleavage. She started laughing, showed it to her fiancee, and then sent it to the co-worker who sent the titty pic.
OK, I knew that story was weird, but typing it out just now made me realize how strange it really is.
@Swolekage, Best I did was answer my work phone "Sup" like I answer my normal phone and I confused my dispatch lady so bad she thought she got the wrong number.
I took guitar in high school and there was this one girl in my class who was super shy and really really bad at playing. While she was presenting one day I had to cough really bad but held it because I didn’t wanna interrupt her. After a minute I couldn’t hold it anymore and this awful cough just exploded out of my throat, I was drooling and snotting everywhere, and I started crying from coughing so hard. I was getting up to run out of the room (as I should have in the first place) I heard my teacher say, ‘Wow _____ your performance was so bad you made her cry’.
I rarely laugh out loud while reading stuff like this, but damn, some of these really got me.
I once got a text saying: "when are you coming back home?" It was back when I worked 4-5 hours away from my family. I was too lazy and just saw the first letter of the person writing, so I just assumed it was my brother because who else would write to me? :( I replied: "I'm coming home that day a mole crawls up in your ass". Later that day I got a text again: "okay???". I then realized it was my crush I had replied to.
@Banana Jack, ooooooooooouch
I think the Halloween boi is in the right. Everyone else isnwrong
Fairly new at a job, boss texted me that I was a top performer. I responded to her with a picture of Tom Brady with a fist pump. She replied "that was really fast, do you have pictures of Tom Brady in your phone just waiting to go?"
Sent her back a screen shot of my photo gallery to show off that I only had that one. What I didn't realize is that I had a picture of my pants on the bathroom floor when I was pooping (I sent it to my friends a as a joke don't judge me) and that photo was within the grid. She replied "uh. Is that a picture of you pooping?" I was embarrassed af but she laughed it off.
Seemed silly at first by the end of it actually had me laughing A+
Wtf does the first one mean
@BigJohnson86, the person who tweeted intended to try on a coat at a clothing store, but accidentally tried on another customer’s coat who was busy trying on something else.
@BigJohnson86, TK Maxx is a store, if that's what's confusing you. Don't know how popular it is where you live
@A pet named Steve, is that a typo for TJ Maxx or is there actually a store called TK Maxx?
@HolyCatchphrase, there actually is a store called TK Maxx, there's one in my city as well
@HolyCatchphrase, I thought the same!
@A pet named Steve, so I looked it up and they’re the same store but it’s TJ Maxx in America and TK Maxx in Europe and Australia. I learned something new today.
@HolyCatchphrase, me too. Thanks for sharing haha
Okay but the lady at the end had it coming. Just cause someone asks your name doesn't mean they're hitting on you, especially in a retail setting
I spent 5 minutes trying to tell me friend about the interview closet one but I kept bursting out in laughter !
I accidentally texted my old boss asking if I could touch her privates later. I really asked just like that, “Hey can I touch your privates later?” I wanted to die.
Oh sure, "run away" from the guy who had polio. Rub it in a little more that his legs don't work, why don't ya?
I once ended a phone interview with “in Jesus name amen”
That last one is the reason I hate 90% I’d people I come across in literally any job I have to interact with people
Not according to my Bush will be my new way of simply saying no.
Ani is an anime character. Has to be. I had headphones in and was distracted holding something heavy, accidentally said "s'cuse you" instead of "excuse me"
Rip jimmy Fallon
In late middle school i liked a girl and got told by her if i asker her out she would say yes and so a little later i finally gathered up the courage in gym class and asked her out infront of the whole class... and she awkwardly said she was already dating someone and pointed to an old friend of mine who awkwardly waved and i went red and ran the hell out of the gym which was only half over and didn't come back.
Life is hard man