My wife and I are having a baby. Due in August. I am super excited.
@Mr Literal, congrats! Is it your first
@Oujosh29, yes. :)
@Mr Literal, congratulations man! That is super exciting
@Mr Literal, get ready for the best time of your life. And being tired all the time. And having no money. And never being able to have privacy or going to the bathroom again in peace.
But seriously it will be the best time of your life. Lots of work but theres nothing like holding a little piece of yourself and your wife
@Mr Literal, As a former baby, I can tell you that you should always carry diapers. Always.
@Mr Literal, congrats. Who’s the father?
@Just Kraze, Physically, at least.
@Mr Literal, congrats and god help you if it's a girl
@Mr Literal, did you hire the boat yet?
That's a joke, congrats dude
@Mr Literal, congrats :)
@Mr Literal, congrats! -]
@Mr Literal, what if you have a boss baby?
@LearnedAx, As a baby i had to wear 2 diapers because i peed so much that the liquid would soak the first diaper all the way through.
My Grandmother had me out with her one day and didnt bring enough diapers so she put a plastic bag on me.
@Mr Literal, my daughters been the best thing in my life. Congratulations. They never cease to surprise you and always come up with the silliest things. Sure there will be aggravating moments. But there are plenty of great moments too. You don’t need to change your life as much as the jokes in movies make it seem. Well unless your life is drugs and partying all the time then. Yeah life’s over for you.
Being a parent does not mean you’re suddenly grown up. Why do you think dad jokes exist. Adults are just kids with bills.
On a serious note though. The best advice I can give that few talk about. Learn the signs of postpartum depression. It’ll help keep the marriage together. Quite a few relationships crash after a child. Depression is a big reason why I think. The doctors will or have probably already talked about it when preparing for your child. But I don’t think some people take it as serious as they should be.
Might not be the response he was expecting