But aren’t you her daddy?
I'm going to be married this summer. What can I expect? 😔
@The Sperm, depends on you. You can have a happy and fulfilled life. Be tolerant and forgiving. Love her despite everything. Remain true. It's hard, but worthwhile.
@The Sperm, you are wrong, no matter what, in any given argument.
@The Sperm, A life of sorrow
@The Sperm, you can expect to be married. It’s just like being unmarried and in the same committed (or uncommitted), likely mutually monogamous, common-law relationship. Changes nothing but some legalities. If your marriage was accompanied by a wedding then you might also be poorer. But congrats on getting married though.
@The Sperm, run.
@The Sperm, if it’s anything like my marriage you can expect your wife to run up $50k in credit card debt using cards in your name and then divorcing you and threatening abuse charges if you make her pay for all that.
@The Sperm, Hopefully, an established level of mutual respect. Also, furniture & decoration changes, that you won't have as much say in as you'd like. A drinking buddy that lives at your house. A TV show marathon partner for lazy days. Someone living with you that makes it feel like you're coming home.
@The Sperm, lots of things. Lots of good things and lots of bad things. Very low lows and so-so highs. First 3-5 years are really tough. Kids simultaneously give you a reason to thrive and destroy relationships. I wouldn’t recommend having kids. If one of you doesn’t want them, don’t force the issue on the other. Learn to be open, have constructive discussions instead of arguments, and most of all...don’t be stupid. Don’t fight over stupid stuff. Life’s to short. Learn how to manage money. Never fight over money or sex. The older you get in life the less these two things matter anyway. Above all respect each other and each other’s thoughts and opinions. You may be married but you’re still two individual people. Oh and marriage is really pointless unless you do it for a religious purpose, which is dumb.
If she's the mother of your kids she definitly deserves something
For equalities sake, next time you bang, shout “oh yes mommy” for the entire duration
@FP Waiter, “MY WIFES NAME IS MOM. DO YOU KNOW HOW WEIRD THAT IS? DO YOU KNOW HOW WEIRD THAT IS DURING SEX?”
Uhhhh only if she is the mother of your child.