Implying that I ever did any research for essays. Nope, wrote the whole thing the night before
Better than my morning piss!
@xXRoadSpikeXx, I take a piss every morning before I get out of bed.
@xXRoadSpikeXx, better than cocaine!
Or in my case, when I finally solve a coding problem and can close all the pages I've been swiping code from.
Sometimes, when I do this at 3 am, I almost cry
And then you realize you were supposed to cite your sources.
I'm so old I cited encyclopedias.
But then I’d be deleting all of my Wikipedia tab...