I'm gonna write you a prescription for a noose.
Haha jk, I'm in Big Pharma's pocket. Let me prescribe you 6 different opiates so we can milk you til you die of liver failure.
@The 911 Masturbator, But I don’t want to be milked...I’ll get sore.
@Kamitha, too pay. Fvck you. Pay me and take your Pharma poison.
@The 911 Masturbator, ...I’m not sure if you’re being seriously angry or aggressively funny... *cautiously steps back*
@Kamitha, hey get back here. You forgot your Prozac and Zoloft. Take them. Take all of them.
@The 911 Masturbator, *throws money* Fine!! Just take it! *lobs sack of quarters at you*
@Kamitha, getting milked and throwing sacks around . Y’all got a wild party going on
@Richard Cypher, We’ve got pharma poison, too. Wanna hang out?
@Kamitha, hell yeah dibs on the viagra punch bowl
@megamanx181x, Read 911’s original comment at the top. I said milked bc he said he was going to feed me pills so he could milk me til I die. I’m paraphrasing, but you get the gist.
@Kamitha, mhm I do, but I prefer to follow my own fantasy
@megamanx181x, Ooooo I see. Cheeky monkey ;)
@The 911 Masturbator, hey! I work for CVS! How dare you insult Big Pharma! Where else can I skim my Addies from?
@Child Slapper, I work in the cannabis industry. You guys are goin down 😎
Then don't exist *laughtrack*
*hands him a gun with two bullets* take two of these to the head and hopefully you won’t have to call me in the morning
Doc: Then don’t do that.
I read it as "doctors hate it when I do this"
Now it's a lot sadder.