Damn this guy sounds a lot like kanye
@RamenNinja, I'm glad he finally had the strength to come out as a gay fish. It takes such courage
@RamenNinja, now I want to hear him rap this
@RamenNinja, I like fish sticks
Anyone who knows anything about fish knows that they don't have d!cks the same way humans do. They do, however, have claspers, which are really good for holding onto the ladies nice and tight. Also, instead of their goo shooting out, it comes out in a cloud in the water.
@Marida Cruz, can we have more #fishfacts please
@WelI Obviously, Fish communicate with each other through moans, grunts, croaks, booms, hisses, whistles, creaks, shrieks, and wails. However, Fish do not have vocal chords, so they do this by manually rattling their bones, gnashing their teeth, and vibrating muscles against their swim bladder. Speaking of which, a swim bladder is like a regular bladder, except instead of being filled with undrinkable lemonade, it's filled with various gases produced within the fish's body, which is why fish float.
Fish float by holding in farts, essentially.
@Marida Cruz, more fish facts!
@Marida Cruz, other intersting fact: the swim bladder is actually a lung that evolved for a different purpose
@CellSword, the vast majority of fish have taste buds all over their body. Which is very unfortunate for Salt Water fish, because they also need to drink more water than fresh water fish. Due to the high salt content in their environment, if they don't let the water continually flow through their body, they'll dry up like prunes. Which means that they're always fully exposed to the flavor of salt.
Of course, having taste buds all over your body has other unfortunate side effects (or fortunate depending on how kinky you are), such as having to always taste everything that makes contact with you, including waste products or innards of other fish, dirt and mud, and the unwashed hands of those humans who just won't stop trying to pet you.
@Black Bush, oh yeah, evolution's crazy. Eyes originally evolved as a mutation, and they were nothing but tiny dots to detect light with. Then there's Kiwis, which evolved a suicidal reproductive system in response to a predator that they no longer have. Then there's the hagfish, which god knows how evolved to have a skull but no vertebral column or jaw, and has stayed that way for thousands of years. Hagfish are very naughty creatures, because they've completely confounded scientists. Did they start with a spine and de-evolve it, or are they a remnant of a time before spines even existed? Who knows? What we do know is that they're also lovingly given the nickname "Slime Eels".
See? I brought it back around to fish.
You thirsty bro!
There is some deep receded fish fetish here.
I too wanted to see some deep fish penetration
Someone made a dildo of the monster so just buy that