Fun fact: people don’t talk like this! No one has ever talked like this! Just because you put text over an image and put it online doesn’t make it any less fictional
@Cabbage Salesman, while I agree that this probably didn't happen, I disagree with "no one" talking like this. I have a friend who's dad says that kinda shjt all the time. It's funny as hell
@aminalFacks, oh trust me, I know a few dads who really give no shlts and say stuff like this. It’s the son’s response that makes this completely unbelievable though
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