@The Cryptarch, Now now, the son could be an adult and have already grown a large enough penis to be deeper inside her than his father ever could.
You can even, and this didn’t happen to you...
Fun fact: people don’t talk like this! No one has ever talked like this! Just because you put text over an image and put it online doesn’t make it any less fictional
@Cabbage Salesman, I love you
@Cabbage Salesman, fun fact: my dad and I talk like this. He is one of my best friends in addition to being my father.
@Cabbage Salesman, while I agree that this probably didn't happen, I disagree with "no one" talking like this. I have a friend who's dad says that kinda shjt all the time. It's funny as hell
@Cabbage Salesman, my dad and I do
@Cabbage Salesman, well I'm gonna make sure that I talk like this now so thanks
@Cabbage Salesman, that’s where you’re wrong kiddo
@RogueKnight, oh yeah, the line from the dad is believable at least. The sons response? Not so much
@aminalFacks, oh trust me, I know a few dads who really give no shlts and say stuff like this. It’s the son’s response that makes this completely unbelievable though
@Peblo Memescobar, I love you too, random citizen
@RogueKnight, fun fact: might not be your dad
@jdeaux, if I didn't look and act exactly like him, I'd be inclined to agree.
Hmmmm... Maybe I'm a clone.
You can't even probably because you reiterated this joke from 2013.
@Repost Counter, It has a new picture so it’s oc: change my mind.
@Repost Counter, ikr, i just want to seethe picture behind it. This text is as old as this app.
@karibeson, it wasn't smash bros before, it was cod
This reminds me of the scene in Billy Madison between Chris Farley and Adam Sandler. In other words “No they didn’t”
Man I'm glad my pullout game is 100%
"And then the dog clapped..."
Press f to pay respects to the father no recovery for that crushing burn