Yeah, most people who title themselves as a "gamer" wouldn't survive.
1. They don't have anywhere to go except their step-dad's basement.
2. They're not nearly as strong, not have near the endurance of their in game avatar.
3. They don't know how to properly maintain a gun.
4. They don't own a gun.
5. Being able to press right trigger doesn't mean you can shoot.
On the bright side, fat gamer zombies won't be very difficult to jog away from.
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, that’s where you’re wrong kiddo. I shoot and workout regularly 🤷♂️ and yet I call myself a gamer
@carguy25, same here, im a huge camper and out doors man. Nothing seriously akin to survival but we've gone on trails for as long as 3 weeks, carrying a rifle or two along the way for fun. Totally legal in Maine of you're licensed. So i can personally say that in patiently waiting for the absolute collapse of society and the immediate annihilation of 90% of the population as long as i get to live. And my dog.
@carguy25, yes I'm a gamer. Yes I train. We exist.
@carguy25, Same lol... I'm a gamer and streamer, and i work out, train mma, and was a combat medic in the army... This stereotype of gamers is so ignorant
@Strange Tamer, tbh a looooot of the military are gamers
@carguy25, I’m trying to get in the habit of working out. And once I get a gun I’ll practice shooting, maybe get some tactical training in. And I’m getting stuff together for blacksmithing so I can make weapons when I run out of bullets.
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, walk briskly away from***
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, While i understand your just trolling let me tell you, as an avid gamer whos been playing for 15 years, i am very much ready for any survival scenario. 6' 3" 200lbs of lean muscle with a extensive knowledge of firearms, blacksmithing, agriculture, martial arts and of course wilderness survival i can guarantee you i will survive just about any apocalypse. Can you say the same despite you not being a gamer? Hmmmmmm. 🤔
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, lol I love how all the gamers are like "hey! I work out!" In retaliation to this. But I honestly think the people who survive would be the ones who don't give a flip about others. Gotta make hard choices in survival, not a lot of people handle it.
@Kayda, yeah, these guys need to chill 😂 if what they say is true, and they all are in fact avid members of the NRA, grew up doing all the work on their parents farm, go to the gym three times a day, etc. Then my original comment doesn't apply to you.
You know this already, but I meant the people who think they have all of these real world skills cuz they did it once in a video game.
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, haha exactly! Besides if you're that active you're probably not up at 4am doing a wow grind then don't leave the house for 4 days because you're speed running the new game release before you have to go back to work :p
@I Am Captain Obvious, sorry but the idea of a zombie apocalypse is actually quite ludicrous as it assumes that the military couldn't just blow them to bits and that they can outlast bloodthirsty creatures like bears and wolves also probably long falls as most probably wouldn't be intelligent enough to avoid it also weather would speed up rotting be it rain, shine or freezing to death makes zombies too dumb to survive
@Kayda, bwahahaha you think I give a fvck about anyone other than myself? I come first. Period.
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, The zombie apocalypse would hardly last a week, imo. Not unless people from all of the world got spontaneously infected simultaneously with no warning whatsoever. And even then the first reports of a ‘zombie’ from anywhere in the world would alert everyone else, and as far as I know, considering my dad spoke with me about some of his coworkers as a doctor for the Air Force, and having spoken to individuals from the center of disease control, every goddamn person has a zombie plan of some kind. And if those guys are prepared I’m confident the zombie apocalypse has a snowballs chance in hell. Just stating my opinion is all, yours about some gamers is completely valid.
If you call yourself a gamer, you are not a gamer
@Any The Useless, Thats a misnomer. What you should say is that even though you may call yourself a gamer, it doesnt make you one. However, if you have sufficient evidence to back up your claim and other people also call you a gamer its pretty good to assume your a gamer lol.
@Any The Useless, ahhhh no true Scotsman fallacy
Thank you try again
@carguy25, my point has been proven wrong once again, time to scidaddle. *shouts one last thing before jumping out of abandon warehouse window* I fücking hate and love this app.... oh shït this is concrete
Can you imagine zombies vs robots? Haha, I can... I can.
@StephenHawkingsChair, *Look at username* Would you be the leader of the robot army?
Riiiiiight... they'd last about five minutes before realizing they had no Wi-Fi, no running water, and no McNuggets...
Zombies can get you easier when you're curled up in the fetal position crying!
@Suicide Squad Sucks, Gamers aren’t all fat loner nobodies. Business is in the billions, way more than just those type who game
@Suicide Squad Sucks,
While i understand your just trolling let me tell you, as an avid gamer whos been playing for 15 years, i am very much ready for any survival scenario. 6' 3" 200lbs of lean muscle with a extensive knowledge of firearms, blacksmithing, agriculture, martial arts and of course wilderness survival i can guarantee you i will survive just about any apocalypse. Can you say the same despite you not being a gamer? Hmmmmmm. 🤔
@LaDarkProphet, woah, calm down there Dwight Schrute
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, Yea i had to look that one up. Dwight is a Office charecter right? Sorry i dont watch television. I do play video games and all the above things i mentioned. And i work a full time job 6 days a week. I just so happen to be a severe insomniac that only needs 4 hours of sleep. But i digress. Was that an insult or where you deflecting so you wouldnt have to answer my question?
@Ted Mosby is a jerk, wow, they're just digging themselves deeper and deeper, aren't they?
@LaDarkProphet, it wasn't an insult, but it was teasing. That just sounded like something that character would say
Chainsaws the most effective weapon. Mythbusters tested.
There can't even be a zombie apocalypse because everybody is somewhat prepared for one. We've all watched, read, or played some zombie lore, we all know how this goes, and we all know how to defeat it. I'm calling it now that if any such infection occurs, there will be less than twenty infected and it never spreads further than one town.
Holy shjt, is it 2010?