To summarize 85% of tumblr posts:
*comment about gender norms*
"REPEATS PUN IN ALL CAPS OMG I CAN'T BREATHE"
@Good Guy Satan, more like 99%
@Good Guy Satan, that's not what this is though
@Good Guy Satan, me, pestilence, and famine are currently trying to make a disease that will only the bad tumblr, as in people that aren’t seen in this post. We’re thinking a brain disease that is caused only by certain wavelengths of wireless data, and only be caused by the retarded groups on tumblr and from repeated and long exposure, as well as reading/looking at the patterns of light. Research is still being done
One word as to why this is not a good idea: boners
Source: personal experince
@BeeJaaBee, to be fair, those are bad in anything you wear
@BeeJaaBee, that’s where you’re wrong
Boner in pants=annoying and sometimes painful
Boner in kilt = idgaf
@BeeJaaBee, are you one of these traps I've been hearing so much about?
@BeeJaaBee, sounds like a good way to display your dominance
Skirts were originally for men and pants for women. Fight me.
Not sure if I would want to hide a knife next to my dangly bits
@awkrap, thats why you have a sheath for the knives
@awkrap, see that’s why you wear a kilt. You can hide a lot of things ANYWHERE
Thought men started to wear pants bc it was just convenient when riding horses.
I had to wear a skirt when I was recovering from a circumcision. It was the best. I was so free.