I don’t think this is a joke airport security will find amusing.
@CHEisme, You remember when Apple’s rag line was “there’s an app for that”? I was going through security at Glasgow airport (I’m English) and I got randomly selected to have my phone swabbed for explosive residue. I joked to the security guy “Exploding iPhones? I don’t think there’s an app for that!” He was not amused and I count myself lucky to have gotten out of there without a cavity search.
Is this the Japanese equivalent of having random tattoos and graphics on clothes with Japanese writing?
@2807Ollie, actually my uncle lives in China and he told me this is a huge trend there. The best he saw was this really short, really old lady wearing a white t-shirt with the words "Don't fornicate with my rectum" on the front.
Random bag search in 3...2...1
@Richard Cypher, wrong ethnicity
*buys a turban and a robe to match with bag*
@CallMeZan, thats where you carry a turban in your carry on. So whenever you can selected to be randomly searched. Before they search you put the turban on and say. “I just wanted to look the part before we continue.”
Stereo types. Because that Chinese guy might not know kung fu. But why take the chance right. And other things comedians say.
Ma’am, is the bomb you’re referring to your pussy?
Yeah but does it have gluten?
Let’s see where this goes...
Someones about to be randomly selected and it won’t have anything to do with race for once.
She probably tells all her friends that it says “Peace and Love” in English
WE GOT A 23-19! 23-19!!!
And i guarantee even if there was all that in there they wouldnt find it
You call that a knife?