But I would walk 500 hundred miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to BE the man who walks 1000 Miles
To fall down at your door!
@Kamitha, dadadunda. Dadadunda. Dadadunda. Dadadunda. Dundudadundudadundudadundudadundudadundudadadadaaaaaaaaaa
@ios11, When I wake up
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who wakes up next to you!
@ios11, *Peter punches you* NO! That's my thing. That is my thing.
@Kamitha, Zitch Dog!!
@Kamitha, I was thinking more of 1000 miles by vanessa carlton with the:
And you know I would walk a thousand miles
Just to see you...
Of course, it has to be Terry Cruz singing it though.
@ios11, I admire the dedication to this, if only I could apply a percentage of it to my daily life
@Kamitha, exactly what I thought of the second I started reading the mug. Get out of my head!
@Not him again, You can’t make me!
*moves stuff in*
@Kamitha, *comes back to 50 pillows on bed* oh god dammit
@Not him again, You’re mind just needed to be a bit more cozy. *adds another pillow*
@Kamitha, *builds fort*
@Not him again, ...can I play? I made drinks.
If not I’m going to have to declare war.
@Kamitha, if those drinks contain alcohol, then come right the fvck in
@Not him again, *hands over a whiskey*
@Kamitha, you even know what I like! ....seriously are you actually in my head?
@Not him again, hehehe
Seriously, there was an alcohol meme and we had a conversation about alcohol preferences. I happened to remember it bc whiskey is my drink too.
*tips glass* cheers
@Kamitha, I kinda recall that. It's rare to see girls that like whiskey. The ones that do (NOT fireball, thats not real whiskey) are good company. Whiskey makes a lot of people want to fight, but it calms me down...probably because I have the nerves of a coke fiend normally
@Not him again, haha yeah I have high anxiety as well, although I’m going to be using your description from now on. I’ve never been a fighter and whiskey always makes me feel like I’m cultured. Also, I don’t like fireball, it’s nasty.
@Kamitha, ever have a Manhattan? Normally I don't like to mix my whiskey. I usually drink it neat, but if it's made well mmmmm. Delicious
@Not him again, Never have. I drink it neat as well. Ice cubes just create a watery mess. I’ll have to look it up. I’ve been wanting to try lagavulin ever since I saw parks and rec. Ron Swanson makes it sound like Heavens nectar.
Okay well, I know this app is for funny and not serious things, but I’m honestly in a dilemma. Friends that I’ve had for years have been treating my like shjt and I finally snapped and told them off. I never got an apology, just them telling me that I over reacted and it essentially escalated to where we’re not friends anymore. I am not dealing with this at all. Does anyone have any advice because my heart is fvcking broken and I don’t know what I’m gonna do now that all of my friends have banded against me.
@WindowsPhoneFTW, I’m very thankful I’ve never had to deal with this before but my girlfriend has and my friend my only advice is if they’re treating you like that they’re not your real friends and you don’t need them in your life, I know it sucks like hell and it makes you feel like a piece of sh1t but I promise man you don’t need people like that in your life. Wish you the best man (or woman) if you need someone to talk to just feel free to reply to this comment whenever! I’ve got my notifications turned on so will pop up!
@2807Ollie, I appreciate it, I’ve just known them my whole life and I just don’t really know what to do with myself.
As a straight male I can’t get enough of that freaky tongue stuff
@the fork, wow
But would you drag your balls through broken glass for a mile to hear her fart through a walkie talkie?
Show me what dat mouf do 👅
What tongue thing homie?
But what that booty do