Do you want burglars? Because that’s how you get bulgars.
@GiantDwarf01, I first read burgers n got excited... the life of a true fatty
You should have a friends house taped to your keys instead... or you could get a Key Drop... which is essentially a tracking code the postal service can use to return your keys without compromising your address.
At first I read "knees" instead of "keys" and that was entertaining
@ThePooper, I know right?!?! Like 5 times. Thank you
You deserved it
I feel like the person who wrote this is actually the same age as the kid in the picture
You dumb bro
Or you could just not lose your keys. There are plenty of products that allow you to clip your keys to your belt loop or purse or even use a lanyard.
good idea.. write your pin code on your atm too
So when I️ was first living alone I️ used to leave my key in the door all the time, and I️ checked my mail about once a week. I️ couldn’t find my keys for a few days and I️ started to freak out. Then I️ finally checked the mail. My mail person had put the keys in the box days before. I️ am so lucky, and my mail person was way too nice.