It's a wireless charging pad
@Kyler15, #best comments
@2807Ollie, tags only work as one word, man, I can cover #bestcomments
@SqurtieMan, that was a close one
@Kyler15, no you silly human it is a booster pad it is totally not wireless charger just in case he shuts off during the meeting
"Again, senators, Facebook has that feature. You're already able to do that."
"But can you guarantee that in the future you'll change it so that we can do that?"
"...... You Already have that ability. To learn another move, you must forget an older move.
Choose an older move to delete.
*Sell info to ad companies
*Customize the data you have on Facebook including deleting it.
*Cry or love
Are you sure you want to forget CRY OR LOVE?
Congratulations. Zuckerberg forgot how to CRY OR LOVE and learned the new move BOOSTER SEAT IN FRONT OF THE HOR"
Pretty sure it came like that, the desk is way too high for a chair that low I'd say... Still funny though :D
He was on the verge of tears almost the entire time
@SlipSlipperyStair, do lizards have tear ducts?
@lazarusaurus, no. Most don't have eyelids either.
@SlipSlipperyStair, he was probably about to shìt himself. He fücked up.
@lazarusaurus, horned lizards can shoot a focused stream of blood from the corner of their eyes. It's a defense mechanism. I guess that's as close to crying as it gets.
@aminalFacks, that's man crying right there
@lazarusaurus, sea iguanas cry to expel any excess salt from the water.
@aminalFacks, we used to see horny toads out here all the time. I caught a few (id always let them go after a while) and some pets for a while :) yoo bad theyre endangered
This whole thing is another good reason for me to have put pretty generic information on Facebook and not use it much.
'if somebody offers you a booster seat, always say no'
@Box Car Ricer, Thanks Ethan, keep it up, proud of you.
Testifying what exactly?
@Soul Eaten, don’t get mad, I really don’t know.
"I'm a big boy now"