Children are basically living condom ads
@CoolUsername13, best friend just had a kid. Could not agree more
@CoolUsername13, I love kids! When I am their uncle of course.
@salty joe, i have 3 kids and im 24, its alot diferent when its your own kid, i can barely stand other peoples kids, but my kids are my bestfriends foreal
@Scottles, “dials 911”
I’ve said it once I’ll say it again, babies freak me out. Also when you think about it they’re actually useless. Like other species can walk within 5 mins of being born, but you could leave a baby right next to food and water and it would still die.
Then perhaps you shouldn't put your face so close to them