@BearDaniels, too much booze for super man I suppose.
@BearDaniels, I’m pretty sure Superman did it before it was cool
which hillbilly left their kid here? 🤦♂️
@CantLiveWithoutMemes, that’ll be Hulks and She-Hulks son from Old Man Logan’s universe
If hes dumb enough to be on the tracks in the first place he will probably die shortly after anyway from stupidity
If he really moved the kid that fast the child would smoosh and die.
@TomPholio, but if you stopped a train like this it would likely derail, potentially killing more passengers.
@TomPholio, I figured the same
@Intentionally Blank, I think he hasn't just stood in front of it, or else the force would affect that conductor more. He seems to have started when the train was further back and slowed the train down incrementally
@TomPholio, at that point though he must have had enough time to fly to the kid, slow down and move him 10 feet away.
Yeah, everybody on that train is super dead. Like, their internal organs have liquified type dead.
What a waste of a perfectly good train
But would it be cool???
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I can only imagine if he was to swoop in and move him out of the way, the mere speed in which he would have to do it would break the kids neck... just saying
@I work at Mazda , I thought that too. The kid can’t handle Superman-like acceleration.
Looks like a young Donald trump.
superman... leading the fight against natural selection