I'm lying in bed at 2 am though...
@Anonymous Jack III, you heard the duck, wipe that ass
@Anonymous Jack III, i’ll wipe your butt if you don’t
@Fvck Younicorn, I read his comment, thought this exact phrase (word for word), then read your comment... Well done man.
@Anonymous Jack III, weird me too...
How did he know that I came here to avoid studying🤔 *increased paranoia*
I live alone and used the last bit of toilet paper in the house last time. I haven't left the bathroom in 2 days, I need to go to work, but most importantly, my back up battery is about to run out
@Drunk Pantless Uncle, just get in the shower duh
Without revealing who i am
I should probably be writing Winds of Winter right now.
I’m on a break. Don’t tell me how to live my life woman
Or look up and drive
I choose to wipe my bum
Nope. I'm donating blood plasma right now.
I'm not ready yet though
Damn he caught me, I’m at work
Hey, you don't know me. you don't know what I've been through. You don't pour my cereal... But yes I do have to do all of those things...
But I just started... fine *starts wiping ass*
But I just got to the toilet...
But I just got on the pot
Wiped mid log.. bad advice.