I'm not a professional tree so I cannot say for sure, but I wouldn't drop branches without warning people. Again, I'm only speaking hypothetically as I am NOT a tree, nor am I affiliated with any wood brothers. I AM NOT A TREE
@Vegetable Soup, hmm, that sounds like something a tree wood say...
@Kamojoe, can a tree say this? I'm not particularly fond of paper
@Vegetable Soup, I may be going out on a limb saying this, but you are a tree or at least have tree related roots.
@Vegetable Soup, if you're not a tree you're at least a filthy tree sympathizer
The Whomping Willow!
Do you even photosynthesis bro?
Doesn't even have the common curtesy to warn ppl first ts ts ts
Just like I drop mixtapes without warning! Is that joke outdated now?
Spontaneous log drops
I drop poopoo out me bum bum without warning
I'll loose a limb just to fūck your shįt up