Gonna answer honestly...
Whenever somebody says "Xbox on"
@Daps295, are you an xbox?
@addibruh, haHaHA what makes you say that? *Audibly sweats in Xbox*
@Daps295, Xbox on
@Jay Garrick, *uncontrollably orgasms* awww man now you got all my circuits wet
Women with a pulse
Tears of my enemies
Anal fisting tranny porn
Cat ears and really sharp nails .
don't even get me started. Just when I think I understand girls I get thrown a complete curveball. Like it doesn't make any sense. First she will invite me to all these events and be real interested in me but when I try to follow up on it I'm met with complete radio silence. Like is it some kind of test where I have to show a level of desperation to get her attention? If so miss me with that shjt. It's always so effortless in the beginning wht do girls have to go make it complicated?
@addibruh, make them come to you. Always.
@Caine, yea that's usually how it starts but as soon as I show interest it's like they lose interest. I don't know what it is
@addibruh, bro I understand completely, it pisses me off for real. And this exact thing has been happening for at least 2 years. I want a girlfriend but it shouldn't be this hard.
@addibruh, I'm lucky. My girl came to me, I asked her out, she said yes, and we started dating. Super simple. But yeah, it was serious luck.
Ha he likes women what a weirdo! Next you're gonna tell me you love yummy human water.
When watching PH I just browse through videos without clicking on one until I’m ready to finish.
When women sing in a foreign language.
The scent of a freshly bathed hippopotamus
Any other grocerie eaters on here ? No just me? Ok...