“If I had a black light this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting”
@2807Ollie, I swear I recognize this from somewhere, and I wanna say it's a comedian. But for the life of me I can't remember who.
@Zaninite01, guardians of the galaxy
@Tegu Trump, dangit how did I not get that?! Good reference, have an upvote
@2807Ollie, - Starlord" - 2807Ollie
@Zaninite01, guardians of he galaxy - star lord
@2807Ollie, You got issues, Quill.
Mom: I bought this cool black light
Younger Me: NOOOOO!!!!
*shines on TV remote
"THE BEACONS ARE LIT. GONDOR CALLS FOR AID! "
Remember scary movie, it was on the dudes face after he told her he can "do it himself"
It's all over the floor, on the walls... ITS EVEN ON THE CEILING!?
@TheButterCutter, especially the ceiling
Things besides bodily fluids that also glow under blacklights-
Certain laundry detergents
so lets just get over the black light investigation. a lot of common stuff will show up.
@BennMann, that ain’t as disgusting to imagine, it’s all semen!!
Semen is fluorescent, but only under a certain wavelength of blue, not ultraviolet.
I actually bought that product to find cat pee in my house.
Cat pee is highly fluorescent under black light, but this product doesn’t give off the right light. It doesn’t work. I even nutted in a napkin and tried it hat way. Nothin’...
TL;DR That review is a lie and I can prove it with my semen.