This kid is going places
@K1l, But not to the living room or kitchen
@PBnJ, with both food and his tablet
@mrGrizzIes, Schrödinger's kid
@palkodots, ah you beat me to it!
Maybe just don't give your kid a tablet! 🤔
@WelI Obviously, Or food
This kid has a career in law in his future
Sounds like some arbitrary bs rules there. I understand no food in livingroom cause kids are clumsy and make messes but the tablet in the kitchen is just being hitler.
@mycatsanahole, it's probably to keep meal time as meal time and not movie time. Meal time in front of the tv is a special occasion in my house. Normally we eat together and no tablets are allowed and the tv is not on.
@SWAT the fireman, fair enough that actually makes sense.
@SWAT the fireman, I didn't mean to reply to my own post.
@mycatsanahole, yea, we disagreed on a topic on the internet. I'm going to need you to call me names and bigoted and tell me you had sex with my mother. This level of reasonableness is unsatisfactory.
@SWAT the fireman, if you insist you inbred, homophobic asshat....we good now?
@mycatsanahole, who the fvck you calling inbred?? I will slice your mom's nipples off, you uncle fvcker.
Ok. I'm more comfortable now.
@SWAT the fireman, cool have a wonderful day and may you miss all the Legos in your path
@mycatsanahole, thanks bro!
Your kid is like 5. He doesn't need a tablet
@Nudity Industries, well I wouldn’t say he needs one. But it can’t be a great learning tool. There are lots of learning games and books. Just regulate what they can use.
Kindle Free Time is well worth the subscription. It is a great thing to have. Thousands of apps and books. It has settings that allow for age appropriate apps and books and videos. And it allows you to customize what they can see.
My daughter played lots of alphabet games and other apps that were tailored to kindergartners when she was 5. Shes a couple years older now and likes to read books on her Kindle Fire now too.
Tell him to sit at the table or he won't be able to use the tablet at all.
He’s going to make a great defense lawyer
Aren't loopholes fun
(Takes both food and tablet to toilet)
I would take it all to my bedroom.
Or, you know, just beat the kid
Allow it this time, congratulate the kid on his intelligence, and then if you have a different reason for wanting your kid at the table, tell them. At this point they will probably understand.
Tv screens on the border walls, the great compromise
*quits being parent and puts child up for adoption.
@M0RT0S, that's a funny way to spell abortion