Just cuz he's programmed to.
I never got into Facebook
@eleven, Facebook definitely got into you though
@Swolekage, that implies I use Facebook
@eleven, I have it. But I don't use it that much. I'm Actually considering deleting my account
@eleven, cool. I like chocolate
@eleven, I got Facebook but I never use it or post stuf
Ok can we be done with this? Nobody FORCED you to use Facebook and nobody OBLIGATED you to put all your personal information in it. If you don’t want your info “out there” then don’t put it out there.
Without him though, how many times would we have forgotten our friends birthdays though?
I'm convinced the real one was killed off years ago because he wouldn't cave to the illuminatis will and was replaced with this lizardman impersonator
But can you tell me his... Without looking it up
@mazemarble, robots don’t have birthdays they have manufacture dates