She might want to get that finger looked at. I think it's broken.
@TheFunniestPics, nah, probably just muscle memory so she can hit all her right places...if you know what I mean.
@TheFunniestPics, Just like the man’s spirit
@TheFunniestPics, I can do that. I’d try to explain how I manage to do it so naturally, but I don’t really have a good explanation. I can’t really put my finger on it.
I’ll leave now
What if he is just trying to sell baby carrots on the black market, and his jacket is just lined with baby carrots.
Or he got a small weinus.
She wants the BC.
He's actually got three packages of baby carrots attached in his trench coat, along with other contraband vegetables.
@WifitheRouter, what makes them contraband? Is it the four pounds of cocaine in each bag?
@Alyss Crowe, no it's the weed in the lettuce
No ma’am, that’s enabling.
*i do it*
Why thank you young man id completely forgotten to get my 12 inch dildo
Well when you own the grand canyon, even a telephone pole looks small
Don’t laugh, it’s swollen.
*in Kelso voice*
This is like a bday card you get from your aunt who thinks she’s the fun aunt.