Oh boy I hope it actually works. Bloooooooooppp
Life fùcks me on a daily basis anyway I dont even need to bloop bloop
Hey baby, wanna take a gander at some Adam West penis?
@ A Sad Blow Job, Not particularly, But thank you for asking
I usually start with "join me in jolly copulation!" also its fun the praise the sun in doggystyle
Ask her if she wants to *hits inner side ends of each fist together twice* if she watched friends she understands and is worth it
@kdogzzs, just ask her « how you doiiing »
I tell my husband "Khajiit has wares if you have djck!"
We learn so much from mother nature. My mating call is the camel's, basically drool everywhere.
Now il tell you somthing... Me and my SO used to play fight on the bed, and at a random point in the fight it turns ugly "lol" but I could never tell because sometimes she just come out and say "oh no my neck, my arm, my head" and I know it's not on...
We got a dog, and now when we play fight, if she's up for it, my dog always jumps on the bed and tries to shag us both, he never does this if she's not up for it....
That dam beast can smell it
@butternut squash, or your SO is turned on by your dog
@madeyoulook2, sometimes words should be left unsaid
I just make horny turtle noises and she knows what's up