“It doesn’t have a barcode so it must be free!”
@Depressed Cashier, neither do people so that means I get them for free to
“What can I get for you?”
“A million dollars!”
@hannabanana, I had a customer say that to me. Every. Single. Sunday.
When a customer hands you an empty plate and says, “I’ll take the rest to go.”
Why I don't bother customers only think they have interesting things to say despite the fact that I've heard the same thing about 50 other times that day
Perhaps it isn't the joke, rather your attitude, that is stupid.
@faptcha, no it is most definitely the joke.
@MountainKing, that's fair
"You look bored so i'll come to your till!"
Great now im bored and offended cos thats just my normal face