Things black people say after sex
We got any fried chicken?
Kid ain't mine
@Scottles, since we're all being racist here
@Polaroid, hey man I didn't start it
@Scottles, but I wish I did
@Scottles, you forgot "I gotta stop by 7/11 for some smokes."
Shjt southerners say after sex:
Are you my sister or my cousin?
Shjt Japanese say after sex:
Let's clean up the rice and watch Naruto.
Shjt Indians say after sex:
Wery nice Bob and vegeta.
Shjt Canadians say after sex:
Sorry mate, wanna play some hockey and visit Tim Horton?
Shjt British say after sex:
Did I leave the teabag in your asshole or mine?
@Vegetable Soup, #bestcomments
@Vegetable Soup, B I've been holding in laughs so hard its making me convulse cuz I'm at work and I don't want to cause a scene. I blame "bob and vegeta" for this
@Magickarp, haha you're welcome
@TheTagger, scottles deserves this more!
Are there any gogurts left or not?
But let’s be honest here who doesn’t like a nice refreshing gogurt after sex? #equality
Confirmed about the ikea one
@jagrm, I can confirm them all because I definitely have the sexuals with many females and I am not a lonely 24 year old
@Seczie, I relate, since I didn‘t have problems with an aching arm today at work because of frustrated masturbating... that would be ridiculous!
Now I feel weird for telling my boyfriend "thank you" after sexy times ..I just figure he's not obligated to have sex with me since we're in a relationship so I feel it's just common courtesy..
What’s wrong with “that was good”?
As a white person, I can confirm this is true
Just do it in the Ikea restrooms during business hours AND take Gogurts with. You can thank each other later.
"Keep the change."
"What's your name again?"
"No, uncle Pete, stop!"
Source: am white
Just realized half of my people are virgins and the other half are dead
There's no gogurt left because I ate all of it alone and unlaid *starts sobbing*