*licks the hand rail*
@SimonPetrikov, I'd say you need Jesus but He suffered enough already...
@SimonPetrikov, That’s about as close to the booty as you’re gonna get
@Good Guy Satan, that poor bastard can’t keep up with humanities sins any more
@SimonPetrikov, everyone needs a hobby I guess.
Ahh the good old Wal-Mart class
Sat on a hand rail...andddddd it’s gone
what having no self respect looks like
Reminds me of the ol’ “Rikishi ‘Stink Face’”. I bet no amount of Fabreze could save that hand rail.
I'd rather not
Protip: don't touch anything. And when you're around strangers breathe a little shallow. Good luck out there!
Fantastic. Rare footage of a Great White Assabum consuming its natural prey, the Isolated ShinyPole.
Is... is she eating the solid steel rail or bending it?
well that's not a hand rail, so... no
Why does everyone who shops at Walmart look exactly like they should..?
.01c says she farted too.
Good thing that's a cart return