Yea because my blow up doll doesn’t breathe
@fallingback09, you made me chuckle
@fallingback09, you win funny pics for the day sir/mam
That requires me to have someone to lay with
@Stacys daughter , you can lay with me if you want
@Stacys daughter , *presents Lay's chips*
@Stacys daughter , I say you go with @NinnyHammer unless you're into penises for fingers
@Vegetable Soup, you caught my attention
@Stacys daughter , isn't it funny how I sent you a dozen replies but you choose the one with penis in it? Hmmmm
@Vegetable Soup, I just said you caught my attention
Also sorry I’m kinda busy and about to head to work so I might not reply as much rn
@Stacys daughter , isn't it funny that I have to have the word "penis" written to catch your attention smh. I'll be asleep when you finish work so reply to every comment I've made to you.
@Vegetable Soup, what are you saying? That I’m a slut and only like penis? Because you’re right. I’ll try to!
@Stacys daughter , penis. I'm just going to start every reply with that now. Take care.
@Vegetable Soup, dream about me :)
@Stacys daughter , hell naw. That's gay. Instead I'll have intelligent thots about you while I sleep
@Stacys daughter , every guy on funnypics does already
@Vegetable Soup, “Intelligent Thots” go to sleep I’m done with you today😂😂
@Stacys daughter , you probably been cocked more times than John Wayne’s gun.
@dusty44, I mean yeah if you’re talking about how many times me and my last three and only boyfriends had sex then yes I’ve been cocked a lot I guess
@Stacys daughter , you taking applications?
Fun fact: if you’re partner falls asleep while you’re cuddling, you can actively synchronize their breathing to yours. If you change your breathing (ex: purposely breathing slower and deeper, or breathing faster and shallower), you’ll notice their breathing will change to match yours. I learned this when I noticed my boyfriend only ever snored when we were laying together and looked into it. Now, when we cuddle on the couch and he falls asleep, I breathe deeper and slower on purpose so he won’t snore and I can keep watching futurama
@bottled juice, thank you for the tip. I promise to only use it for good.
@NoLongerLurking, *Stops breathing and waits*
My girlfriend breathes four times before I even finish one breath
@I am the potato, same dude! I would hyperventilate if I tried to copy her breathing
Well maybe stop trying to match your breathing to the 20 guys you have in your bed
Go with @NinnyHammer unless you're into Mickey's hands
@Vegetable Soup, otherwise, I’ll be waiting over here
Why lay when you can slay?
Yeah right like we'd believe Stacy's mom and Stacy herself didn't pass it on to you. We know you got it going on