What do you think aquaman does when he gets lonely?
@Vegetable Soup, Probably go for a swim
@Vegetable Soup, some pretty sexy dolphins out there
@Vegetable Soup, Finds some octopussy
@Dexios S Divine, but does he blow the dolphins or the dolphins blow him? 🤔
@ThePoison, don't make me read stuff like this
@Good Guy Satan, not likely, aquaman hates the water
@Vegetable Soup, That would make sense for Aquaman to hate water since Batman hates bats and Superman hates men
@Good Guy Satan, superman hates super. It's in the name
@Vegetable Soup, I thought he hates *Soup
@Good Guy Satan, don't be silly. Nobody in their right mind hates soup, especially the vegetable kind
@Vegetable Soup, I know right. Imagine going to war with soup
@Good Guy Satan, lmfao that scenario will never happen in the history of all history
@Vegetable Soup, where do you think mermaids come from? He’s been banging all the fish.
@BigJohnson86, sounds like something aquaman would do tbh
Is it bad when I first read it I read "social justice league"?
@theshadosnipe, “do you hear that? Someone’s raised the SJL siren!”
But what about BP tho?
He said of the sea not in the sea. So that would include pirates, that being the case he’s been slacking on his job
He bangs his hot wife and occasionally tries the stop black manta/his brother orhn or however you spell it