I don't want to be dramatic or anything, but I would fvcking give my life for charleston chew.
@YourMomRidesMeGood, well, you were very dramatic
@YourMomRidesMeGood, that seems like a reasonable reaction.
*stabs you so I can cuddle him*
@BigJohnson86, Yes, yes very reasonable.
*snaps your neck and takes Charleston*
@YourMomRidesMeGood, I would be his guide human
I have an old uncle that needs this same sign
Put the poor thing down already
Who left this field of chopped onions here?!
Keep it quiet or kill it.