Some dishwashers make their husbands sandwiches
@Stacys daughter , and have a built in flesh light
@Duncan5769, and easy to strangle... with love and affection
@Stacys daughter , do you know where I can get a new one? My dishwasher stopped making sandwiches after the first two years
@Chimon, there’s this mechanism in the bottom. You have to put your fingers in it or a tongue will do.
@Stacys daughter , a dishwasher that makes a sandwich? Sounds gross. Who actually likes soggy bread?! I’m not on board with this idea at all.
@Stacys daughter , what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
Tell her to get back in the kitchen.
@Stacys daughter , some dishwashers have levers instead which you have to pull
@Stacys daughter , OMG. I used to have constipation, but with this thread...not any more!
@Stacys daughter , my dishwasher doubled in size since i got it
Some Bosch dishwashers do that because they’re so quiet you can’t tell that they’re running, much less finished. True story.
My dish washer lets me know its done by immediately trying to lick my face.
Lol just moved into a new place and pretty sure there’s a small hurricane going on inside my dishwasher every time i use it