Then, it's actually illegal for the neighbour to not say "I did your wife first thing in the morning, Gary."
Oh his car, I thought he was talking about his butthole
@TalkLlamaToYou, fùck i thought it was about his daughter
@TheBigJ, dont worry guys il walk myself to prison sheesh
@TheBigJ, why would you wash her, shes just going to get dirty again
"Haha funny jim! return my fuvking lawn mower"
And if the cashier asks i you want cash back you have to say “yeah, ill take a million dollars.” And your kid just looks at you like ”shjt, man. Can we just go?”
Same goes for mowing the lawn or fixing up your car too apparently
When your neighbor is on a serial killing spree: "Hey, think can you do me next?"